Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Birthday Blog Dump!!!



Hey Y’all!!  What’s up my B!tches???  Hey it’s my birthday, it’s my birthday, gonna party like it’s my birthday!  Drink Bacardi like it’s my birthday!  Yeah, about that, I’m not gonna party but I am not working today and will be eating steak tartar and drinking X.O. beer (cognac infused!!!) at Le Select today instead of not telling anyone one that I work with that it’s my birthday and choking back crybaby tears at my desk all day!  That’s just how I roll!!!

So me and my twin sis will be turning 45 years old today and even though I can pretty much say that my life completely blows, I can at least say “At least I look good for 45!”

Really, Really Good!

So today, I’m just going to bleat about nail polish and nonsense because what is life about if not nail polish and nonsense, which is totally going to be my new band’s name... 


Gareth Pugh for Mac
I know, I know.  This post is long overdue to the point that it’s not even worth mentioning now but I’m going to anyways.  I like this guy’s work because the stuff he makes and what he wears is almost exactly like what me and my friends wore back in high school. I dig the the goth/expressionist/Klaus Nomi vibe he has going on.  I picked up Hyper, a really nice dark blue shimmer which I liked a lot...



But not as much as I liked Ascension because it looked almost completely different every time you looked at in a different light.  For example, when using a flash, it looked like a light purple shimmer.



Photographed in the shade, you can see it’s a light purple, green gold duo chrome...



But in direct sunlight, it looks like a mid-toned silver shimmer.   


They should have named it Enigma as far as I’m concerned.  It may not be the flashiest of polishes but I don’t have another quite like it.

Hidden Treasure 2 from Sally Hansen


I bought this polish strictly to compare it with the first Sally Hanson Complete Salon Manicure named Hidden Treasure.  HD1 certainly lived up to its name by being a great flaky polish with a strong orange and green reflective tone.  HD2 could stay buried.  It’s not a bad polish.  Its blue based pearl finish is nice enough and I had no problems with the formula.  It just doesn’t look super special.

Petra Haden Goes to the Movies


I’m a huge fan of Petra Haden’s unique covers using overdubs of her own voice to take the place of musical instruments.  I loved the sh!t out of Petra Haden Sings: The Who Sell Out and I’m just as excited with her latest release Petra Haden Goes to the Movies.  Her version of the main theme from Psycho is awesome.  Seriously, listen...



Also great on this album is her version of It Might Be You from the film Tootsie.  I had never liked this song until now.  When she sings it, I cry every time.  When I hear the original by Stephen Bishop, I feel nothing!

Essie’s All Tied Up
It’s been so long since I bought this polish that I can’t even remember which collection this polish came from but I can tell you that it is a nice and dependable, mid-toned pink with a subtle gold shimmer in it.  My favourite kind of pink!

 
Hey Look!  Some Nail Art!
I would try nail art more often if I had the time to wait for all the different layers to dry.  I was trying to get the feel of a match burning in the dark...



I used Maybelline’s Black Onyx as the base, and then dotted China Glaze’s Cruisin’ at the end of my nail and multiple coats of Essie’s As Gold as it Gets for some sparkle.  I know I’m no Leonardo of nail art but I like it.

Ski Day
I went on my employers’ annual ski day trip this February and bizarrely, I had a lousy time!  Nobody would talk to me at the house party the night before so I bailed and went back to my hotel room and drew for the rest of the night.  This was the result:

The Bride of Frankenstein


 At least I didn’t waste my time completely!

OPI’s SkyFall
This is just my opinion but Skyfall is the best Bond movie with the second worst theme song ever!  Yes, I said it!  I hate Adele’s Skyfall theme. It’s just so boring. I don’t care it won an Oscar, so did Crash.  If you’re wondering which Bond theme is the worst, the dishonor goes to Jack White & Alicia Keyes’s Another Way to Die from Quantum of Solace.  I imagine that the sound they make is identical to the sound of a bag of cats being tossed into a river and is the only time peanut butter and chocolate did not taste good together.


OPI’s Skyfall polish just might be one of my favorite polishes ever.   



Yes, yes it is a burgundy crème polish that leans towards a brownish tone but I just love it as much as the film’s highrise punch up and that scene is so amazing, it makes me cry too!

The Tears Are Coming!!!


Tom Hiddleston All the Goddamn Time

Yes I’m still bonkers over Captain Jazz Hands.



And last but not least, Thanks to my latest follower Lizelle for giving me a chance!

Monday, November 5, 2012

SHGF is On Hiatus



Due to a huge personal financial downgrade, I am unable to afford to buy even one single bottle of nail polish.  Blogging about nail polish requires that one stay up to date and current with all the new collections, colours and innovations the industry has to offer.  Now I've found myself in the position of having to choose to between eating, paying for medication and hoping there is enough money to keep the lights on. I hate doing this, even thought my following is small (but I am grateful to you all!) but for now, it's just not possible and it's just too hard on me to think about it.  I know some people like to say "Oh, it's not just happening to you.  It's happening to other people too!" but that just makes me feel worse. I hate the idea of other people feeling as bad as I do. I had researched what I felt was going to be a fun entry for OPI's James Bond collection but there's no point if I don't have spiffy swatches to show you guys.

I don't know when I'll be back.  I guess I just have to cross my fingers and hope for a change and to everyone out there, I wish you the best!  And just one more thing....

TOM...

HIDDLESTON...
ALL THE...

GODDAMN...

TIME!!!

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Walk of Fame by Essence

My shrinking pay cheque has been leading me back into the drugstore makeup sections more than ever.  As a result, I've picked up a few more of the budget brand, Essence that has recently popped up at Shoppers Drug Mart.  I always appreciate a good, cheap beauty buy and Walk of Fame is definitely one.  This taupe creme wasn't as goopy as the previous Essence polishes I've tried and true to its claim, it does dry quickly.  It chips just as fast too but I tend not to complain about that so much if the polish is a quick dry.  At least it doesn't take long to repair a chip.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Deep Red Pink & Bright Yellow by GOSH

Deep Red Pink

Bright Yellow
If you live in the GTA & spend any time in the Shoppers Drugmart, you'll have noticed that GOSH's Oh My Gosh line is on sale at $1.99 CDN.  Damn straight that I never say "No" to a $2 nail polish but one would also hope if you name your polish "Oh My Gosh", one would hope that it's something really worth exclaiming about but these polishes are just OK.  Mind you, there's nothing wrong with them: they are perfectly acceptable colours and quality and are worth your money, I just can't get worked up about them...

If you don't hear from me in a while, that means I'm spending way, way, way too much time with my copy of The Avengers.  Or as we like to call it in my house: PORN!!!

I'll Be In My Room...Aaaawwww Yeeeeaahhhh!!!

Friday, September 21, 2012

German-icure By OPI, Every Month is Octoberfest & Unfor-greta-bly Blue

German-icure By OPI
Every Month is Octoberfest

When I picked up these two choices, my sister remarked “These are the same colour” and they definitely do look the same in the bottle but once you apply them.  You can really see the difference.  Side by side they both look like standard deep wines but Every Month has a much bluer base to it while German-icure, once I applied it, is straight up brown with my complexion.  I like it better on my nails than I do looking at it in the bottle.   The formula on both colours is strong.  They both only needed 2 coats for total coverage.  Despite their initial common tone, I like both since they are no fail fall colours.


Unfor-greta-bly Blue
 
 
I’m a sucker for blue polish.  All a polish manufacturer needs to do to get my to buy something from their collection is to put a blue one in it and they’ve pretty much made a sale.  After all the light blues and turquoises of the summer, this dark blue shimmer is a welcome site.  I wore this to work and didn’t get called out on it, so I guess blue polish is now an acceptable for the workplace or they just accept my quirks in personal style.  This stained my nails as well but it was nothing in comparison to the mess that Danke-Shiny Red left behind.

By the way, I broke my cell phone and can’t retrieve my old contacts so unfortunately for me, I’ve lost Tom Hiddleston’s personal phone number.  Can someone do me a favour?  The next time you run into Tom, please let him know that yes, I’ll have sex with you so please stop constantly begging because now you are embarassing yourself!  Also remind him to bring this outfit...

Don't Forget to Bring The Attitude Too.

 
And I’ll bring the pudding...